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[oldglory]

[ That's only when he doesn't agree with the rules. ]

Please don't. Between that and the dog, we might never have sex again.

[smashed]

[ Oh whatever. Excuses. ]

Oh you pretty much cut yourself off from coitus there, buddy.

[oldglory]

[ No, it's the truth justice and the American way. ]

You used it this time, not me!

[smashed]

[ Go choke on a hotdog. ]

I was not so subtly letting you know what cut you off.

[oldglory]

[ That's so rude. ]

I got the message. And I don't think it's very fair.

[smashed]

[ Truth hurts. ]

I'm sure I might be open to hearing your persuasions of why you should get to have sex with me again.

1/

[oldglory]

My first and most compelling reason is that we both enjoy it more when we're having sex.

In punishing me you're also punishing yourself and I don't think you're the type to want to do that.

[oldglory]

Unless you'd rather have sex with other people.

[oldglory]

Which is fine. [ Dammit. ] It's totally fine if you want to [ ... ] do that.

done

[oldglory]

[ A few seconds of feeling like an idiot later. ]

I forgot what my other points were.

[smashed]

[ What the shit...? ]

So. Your ultimate argument for having sex with me, is me having sex with other people.

[oldglory]

[ Okay that came out wrong. ]

Of course not! That's not what I meant.

[smashed]

[ Ya think?? ]

What did you mean, then? You're fine with me seeing other people?

[ WOW DID HE CERTAINLY MISREAD EVERYTHING. ]

[oldglory]

[ He sighs at his phone. ]

No, I'm not fine with it.

[ After a moment of staring at his phone, he fires off one more message before he can talk himself out of it. ]

So does that mean you don't?

[smashed]

[ Does he opt for honesty or evasiveness? It's a difficult decision. ]

Not recently.

[oldglory]

[ Despite his fuck-up, that stupid little smile winds up back on his face. ]

Then I'm standing by my first argument.

[smashed]

[ TJ's gonna slap it off one day. ]

Not sure if that's strong enough to sway the jury in your favor.

[oldglory]

[ #worthit ]

I'll promise to never use the word "coitus" again after this text message.

[smashed]

[ Maybe he'll stop talking to him for a little while, too. ]

That should've been something unspoken and never used to begin with.

[oldglory]

[ Just for smiling??? ]

Fine. But I'm probably one of the only people who can fuck you while standing without getting tired.

And I can hold my breath for 3 minutes.

[smashed]

[ Among other things! ]

See? These are the kind of arguments you lead with.

Also, that first thing? That's happening when you get back.

[oldglory]

[ smh ]

Well, I don't like to brag. [ But desperate times. ]

So I guess that means I'm not cut off?

[smashed]

[ Um, he should be used to TJ's irrationality by now. ]

This is me you're talking to, Steve. Brag away.

No. You're not. Probably.

[oldglory]

[ He is. He can still shake his head at it. ]

That's all I have to brag about. [ He doesn't even feel right bragging about his super soldier abilities, it's not like he did anything to get them except the bare minimum: not die from being injected with the serum. ]

Don't tell me you need more convincing. Not sure I have anything else to offer.

[smashed]

[ Don't be so judgmental. ]

I'm sure there's more than that.

[ And one day TJ will be comfortable enough and tell Steve everything he can brag about. ]

I'll wait until I get some in person convincing.