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[smashed]

I don't like you.

[oldglory]

That might make spending a weekend away together a little awkward.

[smashed]

You think so?

[oldglory]

Pretty positive.
So if you want to rethink the Outer Banks...

[smashed]

[ u kno nothin steev snoo ]

The only thing about that I'm rethinking is deciding if it's really worth it to bring clothes or not.

[oldglory]

[ excuse u. he knows a lot of things. ]

At least one outfit so I can take you out to dinner.

[smashed]

[ Not how to handle TJ. ]

Okay. One.

[oldglory]

[ he's a quick study. ]

And a bathing suit for the beach.

[smashed]

[ That's fair. ]

Well, yes. Been naked on a beach before and it's not as great as everyone makes it out to be.

[oldglory]

[ he is so unsurprised by this information. ]

I imagine the sand gets places you don't want it.

[smashed]

In all fairness, even when you're not naked it gets everywhere.

But if anyone ever suggests sex on the beach, say no.

[oldglory]

It has been suggested to me before but I'm pretty sure they meant the drink.

[smashed]

It probably wasn't.

[oldglory]

Probably a good thing I turned it down then.

[smashed]

To say the least. No one likes getting chafed from sand.

[oldglory]

I'm sure there's someone out there who does.

starin so hard @ u

[smashed]

I'm not so sure about that. I know there's kinks for a lot of things, but...

stop

[oldglory]

Well it's not my idea of a good time.

no

[smashed]

Me either. So, we'll skip it. Have loads of sex inside.

im going to punch u

[oldglory]

[ o tj. ]

Promise?

sure.

[smashed]

There's probably no other reason I would ask you to go away with me for a weekend.

pow

[oldglory]

I thought it was because you enjoyed my company.

breezy tonight...

[smashed]

Oh, I do. I just also happen to enjoy the company of your dick as well.

x(

[oldglory]

I don't know whether to be offended or flattered.

[smashed]

Why in the world would you be offended?