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[oldglory]

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[oldglory]

[ EXCUSE HIM WHILE HE ALMOST BREAKS HIS PHONE. ]

Jesus. I don't know why I keep opening your messages in public.

[falls]

calm down. what's the big deal?

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[oldglory]

[ he waits to move to a corner before answering. ]

If you don't already know the answer to that, I'm afraid I can't help you.

[oldglory]

But congratulations on your discovery.

[falls]

the only person who might see is natasha and she knows already.

[oldglory]

Wait- she knows what already?
Did you tell her before me?

[falls]

same time. she just responded quicker.

[oldglory]

Not surprising.
Sure she was happy for you, too.

[falls]

she was more interested in the fact you have a vibrator.

[oldglory]

You mean she wasn't proud of me for acclimating to the future?

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[falls]

i'm sure she was. but i think this was more entertaining. and probably no longer a secret.

[falls]

sorry.

[ not sorry, he whispers inside his mind. ]

[oldglory]

[ please. he's not fooling anyone. ]

Yeah, well. Nothing stays secret from her for long. Especially with you snooping while I'm out.

[falls]

[ he might be!!!! ]

well, you didn't exactly hide this really well.

[oldglory]

[ not steve! this isn't his first rodeo, pal. ]

From the sound of it, you should be thanking me.

[falls]

[ shhhh. shut up. ]

wasn't complaining about it.

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[oldglory]

You're welcome.

[oldglory]

It's nice though, right? Nothing like the way they used to make them.

[falls]

can't say i ever used one before. i'll have to take your word on it.

[oldglory]

I never used one either! You know, back then. I don't think most people knew what they could be used for.

whoops. thought i replied to this already

[falls]

didn't even know they existed back then. guess you're one step ahead of me, steve, in the sex toy department.

gj

[oldglory]

Not just in that department.

leaf me alone

[falls]

oh you think so? what other ones would those be?

nein

[oldglory]

Faster. Stronger. More popular with the dames.

h8 u

[falls]

two out of three. i'm faster than you. arm's stronger than you, too, but i'll let you have that. don't care about the last one. you're welcome to them.