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[oldglory]

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[smashed]

I don't like taking responsibility, so it has to be someone else's fault.

[oldglory]

Whatever helps you sleep at night. Though it kind of was my fault.

[ He won't say sorry again, though. ]

[smashed]

I knew you were too good looking to not have some secret(s) going on.

I'm just glad it wasn't a small dick.

[oldglory]

[ Why he still blushes when TJ compliments him, we just don't know. At least he can't see it. ]

That wouldn't have been secret for very long. Is a small dick a deal-breaker?

[smashed]

[ Damn it. He wants to see it. ]

Usually, yeah. Dick size matters.

[oldglory]

[ Too bad!!!! ]

Guess I lucked out then. We wouldn't have made it to the first date.

[smashed]

[ It's okay, he'll get him in person soon enough. ]

Debatable. Considering how drunk I was, you might've made it to the first date.

[oldglory]

And then what? You would've found out eventually.

[smashed]

Then I would've had to have cut you off.

[oldglory]

You mean I wouldn't have charmed you enough with my personality to overlook it?

[smashed]

Steve, I'm old enough now to know I can't settle for little dicks. I'm not going to live forever and don't want to waste good sexual years sucking down or riding small ones.

[oldglory]

Glad you've got your priorities in order.

[smashed]

Don't want to go back to snorting coke, so, better I focus on dicks, eh?

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[oldglory]

[ Oh. ]

I don't know. You could try knitting.

[oldglory]

[ He starts typing: Is it— no. ]

[oldglory]

[ Are you— no. ]

[oldglory]

[ Do you— ugh. ]

d.

[oldglory]

Plural?

[ ????? Okay, whatever. ]

I mean, are you focusing on more than one?
At a time?

1/2

[smashed]

Do I look like the knitting type to you???

[ He's not Loki. ]

[smashed]

No, I don't really do too many threesomes anymore. Never opposed if the situation arises again, though.

Don't worry about it. Yours is the only one I've been giving my attention to.

1/2

[oldglory]

Just a suggestion.

[ He could get a cockatiel. ]

[oldglory]

[ The threesome comment trips him up until he gets the next message-

He relaxes, a little. ]

And you're happy with that?

[ Stop talking, Steve. ]

[smashed]

[ He's not Bucky, either, ok. ]

I'd be a hell of a lot happier if I had it in my hands right now.

[oldglory]

[ Oh, is he not......... . . . w h o o p s. ]

That could be arranged.

[smashed]

[ ................... . . . . This relationship is over. ]

Then arrange it.