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[oldglory]

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[oldglory]

Hey, I didn't say I'm not willing to make exceptions.

[smashed]

No, no. It's totally fine. I don't want to mess up your curve.

[oldglory]

Trust me, you're not. Besides it's more like a speedbump than a curve.

[smashed]

How is that possible? You're so hot.

[oldglory]

Let's just say for most of my life I wasn't much to look at.

[smashed]

Again, how is that possible????

[oldglory]

[ magical super soldier pseudo-science. ]

Ever heard of a late bloomer?

[smashed]

Sure, but your face wouldn't change that much. It's adorable. Did you have a shitty personality back then, too?

[oldglory]

I was just that small. Nobody wanted to dance with the guy they might step on.
And you're an ass.

[smashed]

I don't think I can believe you were small. I'm calling lies.

Also you're a dick. I didn't even do anything! Why am I an ass! I'm just asking because I don't understand how people wouldn't be all over you.

[oldglory]

I guess you had to be there. [ in 1938. ]

[smashed]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[oldglory]

What, you don't believe me?

[smashed]

No. I don't. Not even a little bit.

[oldglory]

You're the one who said I'm a shitty liar.

[smashed]

I can't imagine you not catching anyone's attention. Either you're entirely too modest or really can't see how you look.

[oldglory]

[ it's probably both tbh. ]

Do you want me to catch anyone else's attention?

[smashed]

I meant when you were younger. But, if we're talking now, if you can't see the way peoples' eyes follow you when you go anywhere, you're crazy.

[oldglory]

Come on. You're going to make me self-conscious.

[smashed]

You're ridiculous.

[oldglory]

[ topic change: success. ]

In a good way or a bad way?

[smashed]

Maybe a little of both.

[oldglory]

I can live with that. As long as the bad isn't too bad.

[smashed]

No, it's not TOO bad. I guess it's part of your charm.

[oldglory]

I could say the same about you.