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[oldglory]

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[oldglory]

For you and everyone else, probably.

[smashed]

Definitely. Can't laugh at yourself, Steve?

[oldglory]

Maybe. But I'm not about to put myself in a situation where I'd find out.

[smashed]

Why not?

[oldglory]

Because if I never had to go undercover again it would be too soon.

1/2

[smashed]

Do you do it often?

[smashed]

That's really kind of hot.

[oldglory]

[ well now he almost wants to say 'yes.' ]

Would you be disappointed if I said no?

[smashed]

Little bit.

[oldglory]

Sorry.
Terrible liars don't make good undercover agents.

[smashed]

Guess that means you're not into roleplay either :(

[oldglory]

[ there's a slight delay between messages. ]

Can't say I've ever tried.

[smashed]

That so? Do you want to?

[oldglory]

With you?

[smashed]

No, I figured I'd facilitate it between you and someone else you're sleeping with.

Yes, Steve, with me.

[oldglory]

Well when you put it that way.
I wouldn't mind trying.

[ //////////// ! ]

[smashed]

Yeah? Then maybe we should :)

[oldglory]

[ his life is spiraling out of control. ]

Do you usually ask people stuff like this over the phone?

[smashed]

Sometimes. Sometimes it's in person. Why?

[oldglory]

Just wondering.

[ a beat. ]

I'm not used to it is all.

[smashed]

Have you dated the most boring people on the planet, or what?

[oldglory]

It's probably got more to do with the quantity of people than the quality.

[smashed]

So you've only dated a few people. Who have been boring from the sounds of it.

[oldglory]

Maybe by your definition.

[smashed]

There's only one definition for boring.