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[oldglory]

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[oldglory]

[ except for one kinda big thing. ]

Enough to give me sass, you mean.

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[ Fucker. ]

Oh you can dish it but not take it, huh?

[oldglory]

[ he'll fess up. soon. ish. ]

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm the picture of innocence.

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[ He better. ]

You're a shitty liar.

[oldglory]

So I've been told. Guess that means it's true.

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Other people have told you that before and you're just now thinking it might be true?

[oldglory]

Just one other person. One other time.

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Do you make it a habit out of lying?

[oldglory]

I'm sure I'd be a lot better at it if I did.

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Just curious. I mean, I had been kidding, but who knows! You could be some great liar. Undercover detective or something. Which could be true, especially in this city.

[oldglory]

I'm pretty terrible at going undercover. And I hate the disguises.

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Really? I can just picture you in some crazy ZZ Top kind of beard. It'd be pretty sweet.

[oldglory]

[ ok he definitely had to google that.

and no.

just, no. ]

Define "sweet."

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Hilarious.

[oldglory]

For you and everyone else, probably.

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Definitely. Can't laugh at yourself, Steve?

[oldglory]

Maybe. But I'm not about to put myself in a situation where I'd find out.

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Why not?

[oldglory]

Because if I never had to go undercover again it would be too soon.

1/2

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Do you do it often?

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That's really kind of hot.

[oldglory]

[ well now he almost wants to say 'yes.' ]

Would you be disappointed if I said no?

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Little bit.

[oldglory]

Sorry.
Terrible liars don't make good undercover agents.

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Guess that means you're not into roleplay either :(