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[oldglory]

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[ Yes it does. ]

Is that so? Just because you're in law enforcement doesn't make that a true statement.

[oldglory]

[ nuh-uh. ]

Pretty sure it does. But I'm not about to give you a badge and a gun to find out.

[smashed]

[ Yes. It. Does. ]

Wouldn't know what to do with a gun, anyway. If I wanted something hard and loaded in my hands, I just have to reach into your pants ;)

Could use a new badge, though. I already have one for the Fashion Police. Maybe Sexy Inspector. That'll work.

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[oldglory]

[ nope.gif. ]

TJ.

[ he's blushing. whatever. CAN'T SEE IT THROUGH THE PHONE SO IT'S ALL GOOD. ]

ok just 2

[oldglory]

What kind of authority does a badge like that give you?

1/2

[smashed]

[ nodding.gif ]

Steve.

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Allowance of gropings whenever I see fit, demands for kisses should be met quickly and efficiently without delay or severe punishment can be handed out... Things of that general nature.

Unless you mean the other one, then that gives me unquestioning rights to veto an outfit before allowing another party and/or parties to be seen with me in public. Also it gives me the right to remove and/or burn any offensive articles of clothing. Among other things. Those are the most important.

[oldglory]

[ he just laughs. ]

That's very specific.
So do you have jurisdiction over everyone? Or just certain people?

[ he's mostly concerned about the former badge than the latter. ]

[smashed]

Everyone. However, personal level of interest is a high factor in determining fair and just rulings.

[oldglory]

And I'm sure you'd never abuse your power.

[smashed]

Me? Never. Perish the thought.

[oldglory]

Right. Because you're so responsible and all.

[smashed]

I am the most responsible. I don't know what you're talking about.

[oldglory]

Isn't that what I just said?

[ :) ]

[smashed]

I know you're being a smartass, I can feel it through the phone. And I just want you to know that I hate you.

[oldglory]

That doesn't sound like me. And I don't believe you.

[smashed]

That sounds exactly like you. Who are you trying to kid?

[oldglory]

Certainly not you. You know me too well.

[smashed]

I know enough to get me by.

[oldglory]

[ except for one kinda big thing. ]

Enough to give me sass, you mean.

[smashed]

[ Fucker. ]

Oh you can dish it but not take it, huh?

[oldglory]

[ he'll fess up. soon. ish. ]

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm the picture of innocence.

[smashed]

[ He better. ]

You're a shitty liar.

[oldglory]

So I've been told. Guess that means it's true.

[smashed]

Other people have told you that before and you're just now thinking it might be true?