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[oldglory]

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[smashed]

Yeah, I want to go. Labor Day is coming up. You have time off, right? Let's do something fun.

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[oldglory]

I can think of a few reasons to like them.
More than a few, really.

[ he's also kind of grinning like an idiot over here to think his opinion on the issue even matters that much. ]

[oldglory]

And sure, let's go then.
Have you ever been?

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[smashed]

I can think of a few reasons to like them better off, but, hey. To each their own ;)

[smashed]

Yeah. Just a couple times. Could go down to the Outer Banks for the weekend. A friend of mine as a house on the beach we could use.

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[oldglory]

Trust me, that's definitely one of the reasons.

[oldglory]

Yeah? Is your friend going to be there?

[smashed]

Cad.

And no, no they won't. Not going to be a problem, is it? Being unsupervised.

[oldglory]

[ he is neither accepting nor denying the claim. ]

Not at all. Besides, I'm not the one who needs supervision.

[smashed]

[ Denial just means he accepts it. ]

What are you trying to say?

[oldglory]

[ hardly!!! ]

Just that I'm the more responsible between us. [ duh. ]

[smashed]

[ Yes it does. ]

Is that so? Just because you're in law enforcement doesn't make that a true statement.

[oldglory]

[ nuh-uh. ]

Pretty sure it does. But I'm not about to give you a badge and a gun to find out.

[smashed]

[ Yes. It. Does. ]

Wouldn't know what to do with a gun, anyway. If I wanted something hard and loaded in my hands, I just have to reach into your pants ;)

Could use a new badge, though. I already have one for the Fashion Police. Maybe Sexy Inspector. That'll work.

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[oldglory]

[ nope.gif. ]

TJ.

[ he's blushing. whatever. CAN'T SEE IT THROUGH THE PHONE SO IT'S ALL GOOD. ]

ok just 2

[oldglory]

What kind of authority does a badge like that give you?

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[smashed]

[ nodding.gif ]

Steve.

[smashed]

Allowance of gropings whenever I see fit, demands for kisses should be met quickly and efficiently without delay or severe punishment can be handed out... Things of that general nature.

Unless you mean the other one, then that gives me unquestioning rights to veto an outfit before allowing another party and/or parties to be seen with me in public. Also it gives me the right to remove and/or burn any offensive articles of clothing. Among other things. Those are the most important.

[oldglory]

[ he just laughs. ]

That's very specific.
So do you have jurisdiction over everyone? Or just certain people?

[ he's mostly concerned about the former badge than the latter. ]

[smashed]

Everyone. However, personal level of interest is a high factor in determining fair and just rulings.

[oldglory]

And I'm sure you'd never abuse your power.

[smashed]

Me? Never. Perish the thought.

[oldglory]

Right. Because you're so responsible and all.

[smashed]

I am the most responsible. I don't know what you're talking about.

[oldglory]

Isn't that what I just said?

[ :) ]